Christian Bale is an 'actor'.
Christian Bale likes to pretend he is 'Batman'.
'Batman' likes to hang out with skyscrapers.
'Batman' thinks he is so rad.
'Batman' posts personal ads on Craigslist.

In the 'casual encounters' section,
he posted this:

Hi guys,
My name is Batman.  I like it when people call me
Batman.  I am 6'3, blond hair, hazel eyes, and I
like to keep fit.  I am a billionaire who sometimes
works nights.  I am looking for someone who will dress
up as 'The Joker' who prefers the bottom, and is into
S&M that I can punch in the face while climaxing. I
will wear my Batman suit and cut you open with my
Batman blades.  I am also open to watching two men
act out this same scenario and just watching.  I
will, of course, wear my Batman suit.
Plz send a pic with your response.
Stay safe,
Batman


Christian Bale is on the toilet.  This toilet
exists before the filming of 'The Dark Knight'
which reminds me of a pun, which I don't like.

This toilet is home.

Christian Bale thinks of Batman on this toilet.
He thinks, 'How can Christian Bale be more like
Batman?'  He is preparing for this role, this
serious actor role.


Christian Bale wears a tutu.
No he doesn't.

Christian Bale has constipation.
No he doesn't.

Christian Bale sometimes secretly wishes that he was Aaron Eckhart.
No he doesn't.

No one does.


Christian Bale gets all tha hoes.
Christian Bale, please share tha hoes!
Andi Kato has no hoes.
Andi Kato is an unemployed 'writer'.

Christian Bale had sex with Winona Ryder.
I know this because if I was Winona Ryder,
I would have had sex with Christian Bale.

Christian Bale likes to paint his fingernails
in the park with me.  Christian Bale's favorite
color is pink.  Christian Bale had puppies and
named them all "Christian Bale" except for one,
the runt, which he named "Winona Ryder"
then shot.

Christian Bale hates The New York Times.  
Christian Bale told me to "take that back!
that's a lie!"  Christian Bale is in a bad
mood and is probably PMSing or has blood
sugar problems.  

Christian Bale likes rough sex.  I know this
because Winona Ryder is a crazy bitch and if
she's having sex with anyone, it's going to be
rough, and so her preference probably rubbed off
on Christian Bale, if you know what I mean.

Christian Bale prefers sex in his trailer
with teenage girls.  No, wait.  That's me.

No, wait.
My name is Andi Kato and I am an unemployed writer
and I don't own a trailer.

Christian Bale knows how sexy he is and 'works it'.
Christian Bale gets depressed after shooting because
he starts to realize how much cooler Batman is.
Christian Bale sends me e-mails about this all the time,
which I have come to find really annoying.  I have
stopped responding.  I told him I think he needs
to start seeing a therapist.

Christian Bale eats donuts.
Christian Bale poops donuts after he eats them.
Christian Bale flushes the toilet.
This toilet is home.

Chrisitan Bale is just a "normal laid back guy
looking to have some good conversation, maybe
some wine, and if it leads to anything else,
that's fine with me!  Plz include a pic and
some info about you."